She got him elected. Then she was shunned.
Thirty years ago, this whale helped Shamudy rise to power. This is the story of how he betrayed her.
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Office of the President Photo
This company was destined to fail. She saved it.
A spotlight on Dr. Lisa Su, the incredible mind behind AMD's recent resurgence.
3 min readFor western nations, life returns to normal
'Second Great Animal War' a distant memory for many
4 min readREPORT: Eels planning to invade lobsters
GAOUA tries to squander fears it cannot handle a conflict with the Eels.
4 min readEXTRAVAGANT WAR DRAGS ON INTO 7TH MONTH
They can barely afford to keep the lights on, but still the Whales support us with another $34 billion in aid.
3 min readPres. Cookie is the single greatest threat to our freedom.
How mismanagement, unintelligent policy, and a lack of basic economic understanding endager us all.
2 min readChoclate Moving Against the Grand Army Of the United Horses?
A look into disappearing military funds, and the pockets they are really going to.
3 min readThe Pony Planet Civil War
As trillions celebrate re-unification day, a brief history of the Civil War.
8 min readHorses Plead as 2nd Dinosaur Armour Division Trapped
Unearths memories of invasion of Meedra
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Erika Wittlieb
OPINION: The decline of independent thought
Independent thought has been systematically scraped away. Et la pièce de résistance? Nobody even noticed.
4 min readOutrage as Moose agree to negotiations.
A unanimous vote within the GAOUA declined their offer on Friday. 50k soldiers remain trapped on the Moose home planet, Meedra.
5 min readChoclate's 12-Day March to End The Civil War
A first hand account from a soldier that defended Pony Planet.
5 min readThey had no escape. These volunteers created one.
9/11 in the nation of the United States, and the differing faces of terrorism.
3 min readSocial Media is singlehandedley destroying society
How we lost sight of what is important. And how to find it again.
3 min readREPORT: Shamudy is considering a draft
The highly unpopular move would constitute the first time in the history of the Whales a draft was instated.
3 min readSPIRAL!
$PPSE closed several points below pessimistic estimations. What does it mean for the economy?
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