Choclate Moving Against the Grand Army Of the United Horses?

A look into disappearing military funds, and the pockets they are really going to.

By SYDNEY CHAMPAGNE, special to the Pony Express on June 5th, 2024

The Following is an article originally meant to be published during the Lobster-Horse war which was suppressed by the Choclate Administration, it is now finally being allowed to be published

PONY PLANET -- As of just weeks ago, our President was the most respected, just leader of our generation. However, as recent reports have been published from the FBI (The Furry Brown Investigators) has shown that the reason our funds for our Great Army have quickly increased, then plummeted was a result of Chocolates selfishness.

The tragic event that occured during the 15th Pony Planet World Cup, the greatest terrorist attack in the history of Pony Planet, was preventable. Pony lives may have been saved, but Chocolate turned a blind eye for no reason other than wanting to invoke fear. It has been leaked by a verified source that Chocolate was warned days in advance of a possible attack, and turned a blind eye in order to pass the 12th Amendment in the PPC (Pony Planet Constitution) which doubled the funds for the military in order to prevent future attacks. An inside member of the FBI who requested to remain anonymous has a separate claim however. She claims that “She didn't just know it was going to happen, she funded the attack.” This claim has never been confirmed but rumors are spreading.

After the increase in funding to the military, it skyrocketed then in an instant, dropped lower than ever. As the FBI recently traced bank records, it was shown that the money was not spent on military but transferred into Chocolates personal bank account then given to the LPCC (Little Ponies Construction Company) in order to construct a million square foot hot tub for Chocolates personal use. As you can assume, ponies are starting to take notice and becoming enraged, even some starting to attempt assassinations. For the first time until Chocolate rose to power, the people are more afraid of our own president than the other territories. One pony stated, “I went to war with her, and now I am willing to fight against her, how the times have changed.”

We have no idea how the future of Pony Planet will be shaped by these events and rise in riots against the government, but rest assured the Pony Express will not rest until all are notified on the actions of our government.

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