Pres. Cookie is the single greatest threat to our freedom.

How mismanagement, unintelligent policy, and a lack of basic economic understanding endager us all.

By SPRITE THORN on December 30th, 2022

PONY PLANET -- Today, cookie should be impeached. Now that's not just my opinion: it's the opinion of hundreds more. Cookies latest approval rating in the polls was an abysmal 33%! That's lower than the Choclate Administrations approval rating was at any point during her run - the lowest being 58% (If we can trust that number).

Cookie has proven again and again she is not cut out for the presidency. And the public wants a president they elected for once not someone who was chosen for them and has no idea what they are doing. Cookie eliminating public transport, her domestic security policies - replacing the Pony Planet National Guard with the Royal Army, a unit focused on lethality, for counter-terrorism - and her handling of the second animal war has left much to be desired.

So, now that the Prisoner Of War scandals are flying I say impeach her, get her out and get a democratically elected president in that office for the first time in the history of Pony Planet. Get a president that will give us the first consecutive years of peace Pony Planet has ever seen.

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