MELGYU -- The 2ND Dinosaur Armoured Division remains trapped on Melgyu ever since Coalition Forces were beaten back earlier this month. With their supplies running critically short - an estimated 2 weeks worth of water, and one week of food - Gen. Kawasaki made a plea to the Grand Army Of the United Animals Security Council sunday.
In leaked documents from the hearing, Gen. Kawasaki described the unit as, "combat ineffective" and stressed the importance of a timely extraction. In his plea, Gen. Kawasaki claimed the originally 500,000 strong 2ND armoured has taken 50,000 dead and 150,000 wounded. This situation brings back memories for many of the invasion of Meedra, where the 2ND armoued was similiarly cut-off from support for months. Except this time, it's much faster with the unit reaching it's current almost 50% casualty rate after just three weeks.
The Moose have claimed to have dropped up to 70,000 pieces of ordinance on the unit thanks to a constant artilley bombardment since their landing on September 15th. With 200,000 casualties and at least 25,000 in desperate need of medivac, the Grand Army Of the United Animals voted 205 - 35 against military aid. The rebuttal concluded with one final plea: "They are surrounded, bombed, shelled and burned wondering why their nation has abandoned them. They need our support now - we need support now."